Friday, 12 March 2010

What is this blog?

Hello, My name is Julius Montgomery Wealthsmith. I am a professional mechanic at a local car-shop in South Virginia, my family immigrated (or should I say immigreated, ha ha ha) from England when I was 12. They came to America exclusively for my best interest, because they decided I needed higher standards of education, as such I was lucky to visit top-universities such as Havard, Yale and MIT. I became a mechanic at the age of 16, and I have always been a big fan of technology.
I am a strong Christian and am shocked to see the moral decay going on in younger generations, which brings me to the point of why I made this blog™. Being a tech-savvy mechanic, I was just surfing the Internet™ with my MacBook Pro™, brought to us by the great folks at Apple Technologies™. Anyway, I stumbled upon a comic called "XKCD", a "webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math and language". I'm quite fond of sarcasm, so I figured I would check it out. The lad who makes these comics, is quite young actually. I read that he is 14. This really brightened my day, maybe there's hope for the next generation yet. These comics deal with a wide range of topics and all seem well-informed. In fact, knowing about a lot of different topics is almost a requirement for understanding it. I'm confident that this kid is going to make his diplom and become a scientist, maybe he'll work at the FBI™ or NASA™.

Anyway, a few weeks later, I stumbled upon a site called "xkcd sucks", here on the very same blogging system. I was shocked and appalled. Why would anyone give this kid such a hard time for making comics in his spare time? I mean, come on. This comic shows his intellectual superiority to many of his generation and it's quite apparent that the author of this blog has no idea what he is talking about. As such, I intend to use my blog as a criticism of this so called "Carl Z. Wheeler" and his inflamatory blog™. You should be ashamed of yourself, you are a grown man for christ's sake (excuse my language).

Expect more.

-Julius M. Wealthsmith.

4 comments:

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  2. Hello friend, I just stumbled upon this blog and I must say that you have done a tremendous job in summing up feelings that are quite identical to my own!

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  3. WILLIAM MONTY HUGHES 4 EVER, GO BACK TO ENGLAND JULIUS! THIS IS WHAT A REAL BLOG LOOKS LIKE!

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  4. William Montgomery Hughes share more than just a middle name, Mr. Wheeler. We share ideals of a better time. I have recently become aware of his existance, and though we have respectful disagreements in some areas, we are very much both knights in a holy war for rationality and moral.
    While my personal attachment to Mr. Munroe is much smaller, I will have you know that I won't let you slander him or anyone for that matter, as this is less about the admittingly bright author of xkcd, it is about a moral decay in our society, and you are extremely representative of this.

    I do not judge you personally, as I am not familiar with your person, but I will not let you slander the innocent lad making these comics, which represent a hope for the new generation.

    I am giving you a basic respect that any human deserves, and I ask nothing but that in return.

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